“Black Gloved Robber: [Plays recording] Mr. Edmington. Mr. Edmington: Sir. Black Gloved Robber: [Plays recording] Are there any employees in the back? If so, please bring bring them to the front. Mr. Edmington: No. There are no employees in the back. Black Gloved Robber: [Plays recording] Are you sur…”— S. Craig Zahler, Black Gloves, Primo Allon, imdb.com
“I gotta check out my penis, I have to go to the doctor now? That's going to be a lot of fun; 'Where'd you get the rash?' 'Oh, I stuck a doll's head down my pants, Doctor. It feels good to me!'”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“I couldn't figure out which lotion to use for my skin condition. I tried asking my doctor... He just said "I don't wanna make any rash decisions.”— Intenseleisure, reddit.com