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S. Craig Zahler
Steven Craig Zahler (born January 23, 1973) is an American film director, screenwriter, cinematographer, novelist and musician. 2Life and career Zahler was born in Miami, Florida, to a Jewish family. He has written novels in various genres, including western, crime and science fiction, and these works have received support from major award-winning names in both genre literature and film, most notably, Walter Hill, Kurt Russell, Larry Niven, Joe R. Lansdale and Jack Ketchum. His debut noir western novel, A Congregation of Jackals, was nominated for The Spur Award by the Western Writers of America and The Peacekeeper by the Western Fictioneers. Corpus Chrome, Inc., A Congregation of Jackals and Mean Business on North Ganson Street all received starred reviews for excellence in Booklist.As a drummer, lyricist and singer, Zahler (under his stage name Czar) collaborates with his longtime friend Jeff Herriott (as JH Halberd) to write and perform songs as the heavy metal band Realmbuilder, who have three albums on Swedish label I Hate Records. This is following Zahler's foray into black metal with the project Charnel Valley, for which he played drums, wrote lyrics and shared songwriting duties with Worm. The two Charnel Valley albums were released by Paragon Records.Zahler also wrote the script for a 2011 horror film Asylum Blackout (also released as The Incident at Sans Asylum and The Incident), which was directed by Alexandre Courtès.In 2015, Zahler made his directorial debut, writing and directing the horror western Bone Tomahawk, which stars Kurt Russell, Patrick Wilson, Matthew Fox, Lili Simmons, David Arquette and Richard Jenkins. The film was released on October 23, 2015, in theaters and on video on demand. Bone Tomahawk was met with favorable reception, winning a few awards. The film is 'Certified Fresh' by Rotten Tomatoes, where it has received positive reviews from 90% of critic
Brett Ridgeman: Are you still in? Anthony Lurasetti: I am until I'm not.
Anthony Lurasetti: Best part of a stakeout, other than when it ends is when you're eating. Brett Ridgeman: A single red ant could've eaten it faster.
Anthony Lurasetti: You're still maintaining that gum is for cows and imbeciles? Brett Ridgeman: I do and it is.
Trusting a cop, one that's crooked as fuck, is the dilemma. Only thing absolutely certain about you is that you don't give a shit about any oath you swear to.
Be sure not to pop his liver, that's the worst smell in the world. Black ones especially.
We have the skills and the right to acquire proper compensation.
Brett Ridgeman: It's still under construction. Anthony Lurasetti: Want me to mail or hand deliver your genius award?
[Commiserating with Lurasetti about his career during a stakeout] For a lot of years I believed that the quality of my work, what we do together, what I did with my previous partners... would get me what I deserved. But I don't politic and I don't change with the times, and it turns out that shit's…
Black Gloved Robber: [Plays recording] Mr. Edmington. Mr. Edmington: Sir. Black Gloved Robber: [Plays recording] Are there any employees in the back? If so, please bring bring them to the front. Mr. Edmington: No. There are no employees in the back. Black Gloved Robber: [Plays recording] Are you…
Brett Ridgeman: I thought Denise cooked. Anthony Lurasetti: Only at her place. She only shops at organic stores the specialize in assuaging guilt. [Later, offers Ridgeman some mints, and he takes one] Anthony Lurasetti: Take two.
I don't like doing things with so many question marks everywhere.
You know, I never thought I was a racist before living in this area. I'm about as liberal as any ex-cop could ever be. But now... we really do need to move.
Black Gloved Robber: Where is the key? Biscuit: Did you check your mother's rectum?
Brett Ridgeman: Politics like always. Lt. Calvert: Like cell phones, and just as annoying, politics are everywhere. Being branded a racist in today's public forum is like being accused of being a communist in the 50s, whether it’s a possibly racist remark made in a private phone call or the…
Henry Johns: Nigga. Brett Ridgeman: Likewise.
Anthony Lurasetti: What are we doing here? Brett Ridgeman: We're monitoring a suspicious individual to figure out if he has any money he doesn't need. Anthony Lurasetti: Anchovies!
I'm not racist. Every Martin Luther King Day, I order a cup of dark roast.
Brett Ridgeman: [standing among suits in an upscale men's store] How much are these, I don't see a tag? Female Cashier: $5,000. Brett Ridgeman: So they're bulletproof?
Brett Ridgeman: Is that a guy or a girl singin' that song? Anthony Lurasetti: Can't tell. Brett Ridgeman: Not that there's much of a difference these days. Anthony Lurasetti: I think that line was obliterated the day men started saying we're pregnant when their wives were.