“If you want to use the back door, it is nice to knock first. Don't just go barging in there.”— lisaslover, reddit.com
“If the fun parts look like corned beef hash or under cooked hot dog then don't criticize them in the moment.”— judasmaiden15, reddit.com
“If you can't think of anything sexy to say, don't say anything at all / just make noises appropriate to your enjoyment level. 'Your penis feels amazing!'" 'Y-y-you too.'”— freindforever, reddit.com
“If it's a one night stand, and she says you don't have to wear a condom, you should definitely wear a condom.”— freindforever, reddit.com
“What I don't understand is they just found out. Like they post it before the 12 weeks. I had one girl who I knew was have fertility issues post hers, with a few weeks later that she had a miscarriage. Every post after that was so bad, at first they were going to foster, then they had to work on thei…”— kati_pai, reddit.com
“I've had a fam friend post EVERY.SINGLE.THING about her life every single day. From what she ate to where she went to. It was annoying until it became a form of entertainment for me. Until her maid splashed hot water all over her while she was sleeping. Her last post and the saddest one was pictures…”— soojungie, reddit.com
“I think the worst are the Selfies people take with their dying or dead relative in the casket. ...just no, put the phone down in that instance and give them some dignity.”— unbearablebarebear, reddit.com
“My brother posted the results of his blood test on FB (literally a picture of the lab work paper) to let everyone know that he's healthy. He had no reason to be concerned about his health. In fact, he is very, very fit and wants everyone to know how fit he is. He posts about going to the gym and wha…”— robokitteh, reddit.com
“A former coworker was let go. For a few weeks, he would post bitter updates about how unfair it was that he was let go over a project that won an award. Then it would be about how he couldn't find jobs. I agree with him that he was a valuable person in the office and he shouldn't have been let go, b…”— breakfastburritotime, reddit.com
“An ex friend of mine wrote a passive aggressive FB note (back when Notes were the thing) about how I never hang out with her anymore and then dare to ask her to buy a $99 bridesmaids dress so she can be in my wedding. And then tagged me in it. (I was severely depressed around this time as well as ve…”— lutheranian, reddit.com
“This guy's girlfriend posted a picture of his fertility test on Facebook. The caption was something like 'My man can make babies, yay!' Then when they broke up, she posted a lonnnnnng paragraph about how he was a porn addict and blah blah blah. A year later they're back together.”— DiscoApocalypse, reddit.com