“Germs of rudeness are everywhere, and it’s as easy to catch other people’s negativity as it is to catch the sniffles.”— Shaunacy Ferro, mentalfloss.com
“By the way, is there any more satisfying feeling than letting an elevator door close on somebody? I did it…[audience cheering] I did it at the hotel earlier. [laughs] I got such a warm rush through my body. It felt like the inside of my body hugged the outside of my body, you know? [audience laughs]…”— Tom Segura, scrapsfromtheloft.com