“So this is what you were missing Joel? Pot roast and Santa Claus?”— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Miriam “Midge” Maisel, Rachel Brosnahan, imdb.com
“I never thought it would end this way, gunned down by Santa Claus.”— Lewis Morton, Philip J. Fry , Billy West, imdb.com
“Debra: Oh nothing at all, except Ray was just about to tell Ally the truth about Santa Claus. Marie: You what?!?! Ray: NO, I didn't tell her. Marie: My own son, an atheist?!?!”— Stephen Nathan, Marie Barone, Doris Roberts, imdb.com
“Thank Jesus Christ, Santa Clause, and Hare Krishna.”— Raelle Tucker, Arlene Fowler, Carrie Preston, imdb.com
“What do Santa Clause and Bill Cosby have in common ? They don’t come until you’re asleep.”— BadaBing626, reddit.com