“We have a choice about how we take what happens to us in our life and whether or not we allow it to turn us. We can become consumed by hate and darkness, or we’re able to regain our humanity somehow, or come to terms with things and learn something about ourselves.”— Angelina Jolie, dailymail.co.uk
“God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time.”— Bil Keane, amazon.com
“Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.”— Janet Evanovich, amazon.com
“That story you heard? About how we were all created by a super-powerful dude named God who lives up in the sky? Total bullshit. The whole God thing is actually an ancient fairy tale that people have been telling one another for thousands of years. We made it all up. Like Santa Claus and the Easter B…”— Ernest Cline, amazon.com
“Male & female Reindeer grow antlers, but males lose them in winter. All Santa’s reindeer, Rudolph too, are therefore female.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.com