“I'm not your brother. You're a cheap schemer.”— Jane Campion, Phil Burbank, Benedict Cumberbatch, imdb.com
“Your girl knows how to scheme.”— Mindy Kaling, Rupinder Gill, Justin Noble, Kimberly Finkle, Pauline Chalamet, imdb.com
“You see, a scheme is like a fire. Everything must be in order for it to work. You need matches, torches, an angry mob that won’t listen to reason, and the right sort of kindling. Orphans, for instance, tied to the wooden stake.”— Daniel Handler, Count Olaf, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com
“Sabrina: Okay, you go and distract Roxie. Morgan: Okay. How? Sabrina: Haven't you ever distracted anyone before? Morgan: Well, yeah, but I don't think Roxie's gonna fall for the 'Oops, my strap broke!' trick. Sabrina: It's worth a shot.”— Dan Kael, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com