“Sabrina: Hey, guys, what's going on? Morgan: We're clearing out of here. Grab all you can carry. Roxie: It turns out it wasn't you. The whole house is possessed. Miles: And unlike scantily-dressed teenagers in slasher movies, we know when to leave.”Tagged: Supernatural, Possessed, Horror, scary, Movies
“Miles: Okay, I've checked out all the bedrooms and closets. And, Morgan, while you have an interesting selection of hosiery, I detect no supernatural activity. Morgan: You went looking for poltergeists in my underwear drawer? Miles: For your own protection.”Tagged: Poltergeist, Supernatural, Raunchy, Underwear, Irreverent
“Salem: Hmm. I knew this day would come. Sabrina, it's time for the talk. Sabrina: Most girls get it from their mothers, I get it from the cat.”Tagged: the talk, Cat, Magic, Animals, joke
“Morgan: Sabrina, what is my ex-boyfriend doing here? Sabrina: Uh, he's my friend. And, besides, you said it was okay. Morgan: I must have been tweezing or waxing at the time. You know you can't talk to me then!”Tagged: awkward, Self-Care, waxing, Womanhood, party
“Hilda: Maybe we should start with something simple. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Harvey: A penny saved is a penny earned. Salem: Don't eat yellow snow.”Tagged: Advice, Adage, wise, joke
“Sabrina: Okay, you go and distract Roxie. Morgan: Okay. How? Sabrina: Haven't you ever distracted anyone before? Morgan: Well, yeah, but I don't think Roxie's gonna fall for the 'Oops, my strap broke!' trick. Sabrina: It's worth a shot.”Tagged: joke, Distraction, flirty, Scheme, Irreverent
“Sabrina: So you're my prince... Aaron: Not a prince, just a man who wants to spend the rest of his life with you.”Tagged: Prince, wedding, Royal, Love, sweet