“I am such a great guy. Who else would've gone through the trouble of helping this poor immigrant? I am special. My mother was right. Of course, I've never had Pakistani food. How bad it could be?”— Tom Leopold, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“Very good? No, not very good, very great. I am very, very great.”— Tom Leopold, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“Very kind. I am a kind man. Who else would do something like this? Nobody. Nobody thinks about people like I do. All right, snap out of it, you stupid jerk. You're eating a turkey sandwich. What do want, a Nobel Prize?”— Tom Leopold, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com