“Very kind. I am a kind man. Who else would do something like this? Nobody. Nobody thinks about people like I do. All right, snap out of it, you stupid jerk. You're eating a turkey sandwich. What do want, a Nobel Prize?”
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Jerry ponders on his exceptional kindness.
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