Quotes tagged ‘Sex Advice’

(43 total)

“If the fun parts look like corned beef hash or under cooked hot dog then don't criticize them in the moment.”

“Trim your nails.”

“If you can't think of anything sexy to say, don't say anything at all / just make noises appropriate to your enjoyment level. 'Your penis feels amazing!'" 'Y-y-you too.'”

— freindforever, reddit.com

“Don't joke about her sister joining in.”

— FrankBurlyPI, reddit.com

“If it's a one night stand, and she says you don't have to wear a condom, you should definitely wear a condom.”

— freindforever, reddit.com

“Be vocal about any kinks you have. If the guy likes you, he'll likely be into your kinks. And if you like him, help him figure out how you like it. It'll bring you closer sexually and emotionally.”

— tracydick, reddit.com

“Communicate. We know how to jack it, not what specifically works for you. And guess what. We want to know.”

— Mariodroepie, reddit.com

“Taking your birth control pill in front of your man is seductive.”

— tivofanatico, reddit.com

“Enthusiasm. You don't need to be a pornstar, but it's not fun having sex with a wet blanket. Make it seem like it's something you both want, not like it's a chore for you.”

— reammachine, reddit.com

“Be open to lube. It shouldn't be an insult to ask to use it.”

— JackthaKippa, reddit.com

“Don't worry about how you look, be proud of how you look and show it off, that'll make you even hotter. I'm shoving a hard dick into you, do you really think I'd do that if I wasn't pleased with what I see?”

— ElMachoGrande, reddit.com

“Step 1. Masturbate frequently. At least until you become comfortable with your own body and figure out what you like. Step 2. Don't be afraid to communicate that information with your partner. They aren't mind readers, and EVERY woman is different, so even if they are experienced you're going to get…”

— jsreyn, reddit.com

“— When giving a blowjob, and you sense that he's really liking it, keep going with that method. If you decide to switch it up it can bring him back to the beginning. — If you're gonna do the leg wrap, do it around the stomach, not the hips. That can create resistance and make him tired. (think of ru…”

— Im_not_a_doctor__but, reddit.com

“If you're in a relationship with us and it's not a one time thing, don't fake it. Don't make us think you enjoy something when you don't. Don't try to build us up by lying to us about sex. Don't have sex with me when you don't want it. I've found out that I suck at sex in the past and actually knowi…”

— 0asq, reddit.com

“Be vocal, it helps make each other better.”

— Boston_, reddit.com

“Be less self conscious, we like doing it with the lights on. Also remember: there is no such thing as an ugly woman with a dick in her mouth.”

— Choosecharmander, reddit.com

“When giving a handjob, remember, the penis is still an appendage of the human body. Gripping it like a lifeboat on the Titanic and yanking it like you're auditioning for a Game of Thrones torture scene is not pleasant. Also, don't take it personally when we try to delicately explain these types of t…”

— somepeoplewait, reddit.com

“Beg for your partner to cum inside you... He will fucking short circuit and blow up.”

— rudedood, reddit.com

“If you're tired of having sex just moan, 'Don't stop'.”

— BecausePoopsIsFunny, reddit.com

“Tell us what you want, don't make us "think" we are throwing down the best moves.”

— terminalsausage, reddit.com