“I accidentally called out Harry Styles name while having sex with my boyfriend. We're not together anymore.”— Unknown, buzzfeed.com
“When I was in high school my teacher caught me having sex in the school parking lot...with her husband.”— Unknown, buzzfeed.com
“My wife and I decided to add a little spice to our love life by using some aerosol whipped cream. I got the can from the fridge and brought it to our dark bedroom, sprayed it all over her boobs and started to lick it off. It tasted funny and I thought that her skin chemistry was giving the whipped c…”— Unknown, sheknows.com
“My first girlfriend and I were hooking up one night. She liked to be on top, and she loved having her ass smacked while she was. So she was riding me pretty hard, and I was smacking her pretty hard when I misjudged when to smack her. I ended up hitting myself in the balls while she was bouncing up.…”— Unknown, people.com
“In college I had a tough rugby game. After the game, I got very drunk and smoked a lot of weed. After that, I was hooking up with my girl. She was going down on me, and, unfortunately, I fell asleep.”— Unknown, people.com
“I moved the wrong way during reverse cowgirl. I bent my partner’s penis almost in half.”— Unknown, people.com
“I made the worst mistake a guy could make: I called the girl I was with another girl’s name.”— Unknown, people.com
“After a night out with an ex-girlfriend of mine, I went to drop her off at her house as per usual for an 18-year-old. This particular night she decided that wasn’t enough, and she basically dragged me inside to the living room. She flipped on the TV for some background noise (her mother was upstairs…”— Unknown, people.com