“I have to say I was expecting a lot more sex and a lot less coloring books as an adult.”— jj hartinger, twitter.com
“Whatever happens today, a lot of Americans are going to have some weird weird sex tonight.”— Erin Gloria Ryan, twitter.com
“Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.”— Sex Notes™, twitter.com
“When your man is choking you during sex but you remember when he cheated so you die to teach him a lesson.”— Monique Monrowe, twitter.com
“I can cum 8 times and not get tired... Men cum 2-3 times and they gotta reboot like 1995 windows computer...”— Addicts Of Sex, twitter.com