“Cosmo sex tip: instead of 'YES' and 'DON'T STOP,' mix things up by moaning 'AFFIRMATIVE' and 'CONTINUE.'”— emerald, twitter.com
“My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!!!That's the best I've done so far!”— Shit Jokes, twitter.com
“I got no sex life. Looked at two insects having a good time and questioned myself if they have a marriage certificate, I killed both of them.”— Mr. Boldwood, twitter.com
“Masturbating while reading The Joy of Sex is frowned upon by Librarians. I know this now.”— The Cuntess, twitter.com
“Anal sex is honestly the best and most crafty ice breaker to get to know someone better!”— blake anthony , twitter.com
“BEFORE SEX: you help each other get naked. AFTER SEX: you only dress yourself. Moral of the story, in life, no one helps you once you're fucked.”— Sex Freaks , twitter.com
“Anthony Hopkins has all these sex robots and I can't even get my phone to auto select the right wifi in the house.”— Greg Miller, twitter.com
“Statistics show that the average person has sex 89 times a year. If that's the case then I'm in for a wild December.”— caitlin, twitter.com
“Things that are not as cool to do alone: sleep, eat, drink, game, watch movies, have sex.”— Mistress, twitter.com
“Of course I'm on Pinterest. I pin all the different pieces of furniture I'd like us to have sex on.”— Belle, twitter.com