“You know what foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!”— Evan Goldberg, Seth Rogen, Seth, Jonah Hill, imdb.com
“Johnny: I just hung onto those lats and surrendered all control. Turtle: Do you know, if I was holding onto those lats, I'd think I was fucking Evander Holyfield.”— Rob Weiss, Doug Ellin, Turtle, Jerry Ferrara, imdb.com
“Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. Without them, what would shape our lives?”— Michael Patrick King, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com
“When you're wearing your trusty cutoffs — the ones that make your butt appear nice and round — choose a crop top or one that doesn't fall below the waist. That way, your whole shape is defined.”— Sarah Wasilak, popsugar.com