“Okay, rocket man, here’s how this is gonna go down. I’m gonna smack you around a little silly, and you’re just gonna try not to bruise too much.”— Jake Coburn, Caleb Haas, Graham Rogers, imdb.com
“I am going to smack everyone into tiny...little...pieces!”— Glenn Howerton, Charlie Day, Rob McElhenney, Charlie Kelly, Charlie Day, imdb.com
“I'm afraid the problem with Zach is more serious. He's back on the horse, Elaine. Smack. White palace. The Chinaman's nightcap.”— Spike Feresten, Mark Jaffe, Darin Henry, J. Peterman, John O'Hurley, imdb.com