Once upon a time, there was a little boy. He was born in a field and raised in the woods. And he had nothing. In the winter the boy would freeze and in the summer he would boil. He knew the name of every stinging insect. At night he would look at the lights in the houses, and he would want. Why was…
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Glenn Howerton
Glenn Franklin Howerton III (born April 13, 1976) is an American actor, producer, and screenwriter. He is known for his role as Dennis Reynolds in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, for which he is also a writer and executive producer. 2Early life Howerton was born in Japan, the son of American couple Janice and Glenn Franklin Howerton Jr., a fighter pilot. He grew up between Alabama, London, and South Korea. After graduating from Jefferson Davis High School in Montgomery, Alabama, he spent two years at New World School of the Arts in Miami, Florida. He was part of Group 29 of the Juilliard School's Drama Division (1996–2000), where he graduated with a Bachelor of Fine Arts. 2Career In 2002, Howerton starred as Corey Howard in the ill-fated That '80s Show. He went on to guest star on ER as Dr. Nick Cooper in 2003. He had small roles in the films Must Love Dogs (2005), Serenity (2005), Two Weeks (2006), and The Strangers (2008
Dee: Those goddam North Koreans. Dennis: They are some sneaky bastards.
Charlie: Ohhhhhhhh shit! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked 'Pirate?' You think a pirate lives in there? Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.' Is that the door you're talking about?
Of course I'm gonna explode. You think I'm not gonna explode?
Dennis, if I was looking for safe I wouldn't be sticking my dick through a wall.
Surprise, bitches! We're alive and it's blowing your minds right now!