“Brenda Baker: Don't be a smartass. Mike Baker: OK, I'll be a dumbass.”— John Hughes, Mike Baker, Justin Henry, imdb.com
“Special Agent Seeley Booth: You're a smartass, you know that? Dr. Temperance Brennan: Objectively, I'd say I'm very smart. Although it has nothing to do with my ass.”— Laura Wolner, Seeley Booth, David Boreanaz, imdb.com