“I go, ‘what’s it like to smoke rocks? I’ve never done that before.’ And he goes, ‘ooh-ooh!’ [Applause] I was like, ‘is that the whole sentence? Is that it?’ He goes, ‘that shit is the best! What I like to do personally, is I like to sit in my apartment and fire ’em up. And then I look out the peepho…”— Tom Segura, scrapsfromtheloft.com