“During the routine mail operation, a shipment manifested as an 'Antique Teaching Specimen' was targeted for inspection. Upon opening the shipment, CBP officers found the package to contain a human brain specimen inside of a clear glass mason jar without any paperwork or documentation in support of i…”— Ken Haddad, clickondetroit.com
“[about the dog he stole] I would have made it out, too...if my pocket didn’t start barkin’.”— Louis Sachar, José "Magnet", Miguel Castro, imdb.com