You’re responsible for yourself. You messed up your life, and it’s up to you to fix it. No one else is going to do it for you — for any of you.
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Louis Sachar
Louis Sachar (/ˈsækər/ SAK-ər; born March 20, 1954) is an American writer of children's books. He is best known for the Wayside School series and Holes. Holes won the 1998 U.S. National Book Award for Young People's Literature and the 1999 Newbery Medal for the year's "most distinguished contribution to American literature for children". In 2012 it was ranked number six among all-time children's novels in a survey published by School Library Journal. 2Biography After graduating high school, Sachar attended Antioch College for a semester before transferring to University of California, Berkeley, during which time he began helping at an elementary school in return for college credit. Sachar later recalled, Sachar graduated from UC Berkeley in 1976 with a degree in Economics, and began working on Sideways Stories From Wayside School, a children's book set at an elementary school with supernatural elements. Although the book's students were named after children from Hillside and there is a presumably autobiographical character named "Louis the Yard Teacher," Sachar has said that he draws very little from personal experience, explaining that "....my personal experiences are kind of boring. I have to make up what I put in my books." Sachar wrote the book at night over the course of nine months, during which he worked during the day in a Connecticut sweater warehouse. After being fired from the warehouse, Sachar decided to go to law school, around which time Sideways Stories From Wayside School was accepted for publication. The book was released in 1978; though it was not widely distributed and subsequently did not sell very well, Sachar began to accumulate a fan base among young reader
I’m not stupid. I know everybody thinks I am. I just don’t like answering their questions.
I'm not saying it's going to be easy. Nothing in life is easy. But that's no reason to give up. You'll be surprised what you can accomplish if you set your mind to it. After all, you only have one life, so you should try to make the most of it.
[about the dog he stole] I would have made it out, too...if my pocket didn’t start barkin’.
Stanley: Where’s a person go to the bathroom around here? Magnet: Pick a hole, any hole.
Magnet: Hey. Maybe it’ll rain for 40 days and 40 nights, like it did in The Bible. Armpit: Yeah, maybe we’ll have to build an ark. Squid: We’ll get two of every animal... X-Ray: Yeah, two scorpions, two rattlesnakes, two yellow spotted lizards all that.
The Warden Walker: How about you dig, and Caveman can fill the canteens? So what do you want to do? Mr. Pendanski: I’ll fill the canteens.
Is that all you jackasses can dig?
This is my special nail polish. I make it myself. You want to know my secret ingredient? Rattlesnake venom. I just love what it does to the coloring. It’s perfectly harmless...when it’s dry.
The Warden Walker: Stanley, won’t you just open it? Just let me see what’s inside it, please! Stanley: Excuse me?
I am surrounded by cow turds.
You should go to America. That’s where my son is. That’s where your future is, not Myra Menke. Her head’s as empty as a flowerpot.
If you forget to come back for Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.
The early mole digs the deepest hole.
Mr. Pendanski: Stanley, if you’ve got any questions, just ask Theodore. Theodore will be your mentor. Got that, Theodore? Armpit: Yeah, man. Whatever, dude. Mr. Pendanski: I’m depending on you. It should be no labor to be nice to your neighbor.
They all have their little nicknames; however, I prefer to use the names their parents gave them, the names society will recognize them by.
Mr. Pendanski: Good morning, Theodore! Armpit: Man, it’s Armpit! I don’t know no fool named Theodore. Mr. Pendanski: Well, I don’t know no fool named Armpit. [Hands him water] Here’s your water, whoever-you-are.
To me, a man is someone who is brave enough to love, and let himself be loved.
To me, a man is someone who is brave enough to love, and let himself be loved.