“Smithers: Sir, there may never be another time to say... I love you, sir. Mr. Burns: Oh hot dog! Thank you for making my last few moments on earth socially awkward.”— Howard Gewirtz, Mr. Burns, Christopher Collins, imdb.com
“Sabrina: Hey, guys, having fun? Roxie: I'm standing here with Miles, what do you think? Miles: If this is the best party of all time, I'm glad I'm a social outcast.”— Jon Vandergriff, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com
“Social technology, in all of its varying forms, seems similar to alcohol in a way. Both can be used as an effective lubricant for the socially skittish, but when used in excess, can also damage our ability to hold a coherent conversation without their aid.”— Rachel Siemens, manrepeller.com
“Arsonists are socially incompetent. This guy doesn't go on dates, he doesn't go to parties, he doesn't feel comfortable in front of groups. And of course he's a total psychopath.”— Jeff Davis, Elle Greenaway, Lola Glaudini, imdb.com
“If this is my last day on earth, I do not want it to be socially awkward.”— Eric Kripke, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com
“One of my biggest weaknesses, one that has always shamed me, is that I have always been lonely. I’ve struggled to make friends because I can be socially awkward, because I’m weird, because I live in my head.”— Roxane Gay, amazon.com
“I’m the person who leaves every single event without saying bye don’t even question it I hate saying goodbye I don’t want to hug you just let me disappear into the night like I’m batman.”— Unknown, vangoghmg.tumblr.com
“'I'm sorry' and 'I apologize' mean the same thing, except when you're at a funeral”— Demetri Martin, reddit.com