Jeff Davis

14 quotes

Officer · United States Of America · Male

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From “Extreme Aggressor”

“I don't believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an I.Q. of 187, an eidetic memory and can read 20,000 words per minute. Yes, I'm a genius.”

Tagged: Genius, IQ, Eidetic Memory

“I don't believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, and can read 20,000 words per minute. Yes, I'm a genius.”

Tagged: Genius, Intelligence, Quantifying Intelligence

From “Compulsion”

“Arsonists are socially incompetent. This guy doesn't go on dates, he doesn't go to parties, he doesn't feel comfortable in front of groups. And of course he's a total psychopath.”

Tagged: Arsonists, Socially Awkward, Psychopath

From “True Night”

“The interchange between the 405 and the 101 freeways is consistently rated the worst interchange in the entire world.”

Tagged: California Highways, TV Quotes

From “Wolf Moon”

“You've been given something that most people would kill for. The bite is a gift!”

Tagged: Gift, Opportunity, Beginnings, Most People Would Kill For

From “Pack Mentality”

“Allison: Maybe you should stop pretending to suck his dick just for his benefit. Lydia: Trust me, I do plenty of sucking of his dick just for his benefit.”

Tagged: dick, Benefit, Sassy, Comeback, pretending

“Why's it starting to feel like you're Batman and I'm Robin? I don't wanna be Robin all the time!”

Tagged: Sidekick, Batman and Robin, Follower, Complaining

“Stiles: Could have been animal blood. You know, maybe you caught a rabbit or something. Scott: And did what? Stiles: Ate it. Scott: Raw? Stiles: No, you stopped to bake it in a little werewolf oven.”

Tagged: food, Raw, Sarcasm, Werewolf, Blood

“Stiles: So, you killed her? Scott: I don't know. I just woke up. I was sweating like crazy, and I couldn't breathe. I've never had a dream where I woke up like that before. Stiles: Really? I have. It usually ends a little differently”

Tagged: Dreams, Sweat, breathe, Wake Up, wet dreams

From “Lunatic”

“Yeah, it's called heartbreak. About two billion songs written about it.”

Tagged: Heartbreak, Songs, Sad Love Songs

From “Formality”

“You need to tell her how you feel. Just say it. Say it again. Say it differently. Learn how to say it better. Learn how to sing it. You know, just write it in a poem and a letter attached to flowers. Carve it in a tree, in a sidewalk in wet cement, tattoo on your arm.”

Tagged: Love, Declaration of Love, Express Love, Communicate, poem

From “Code Breaker”

“Do you know why wolves hunt in packs? It's because their favorite prey are too large to be brought down by one wolf alone.”

Tagged: wolves, Wolf Pack, Prey, Teamwork, Team

From “Battlefield”

“Stiles: I'm playing? On the field? With the team? Coach Finstock: Yes, unless you'd rather play with yourself. Stiles: I already did that today. Twice.”

Tagged: Playing, Field, Sports, masturbation

“Quite the situation you've got yourself in here, Derek. I mean, I'm out of commission for a few weeks, and suddenly, there's lizard people, geriatric psychopaths, and you're cooking up werewolves out of every self-esteem deprived adolescent in town.”

Tagged: situation, disaster, adolescent, Psychopaths, Out Of Commission

Jeff Davis

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