“Jake: 20 seconds to spare. Game over, Captain. Check me. Holt: I think you mean 'Checkmate.' You really need to learn how to play chess.”— Lesley Arfin, Captain Ray Holt, Andre Braugher, imdb.com
“I find that the best place to keep a spare condom is in my wallet, because that's where EA keeps trying to fuck me.”— TheOlRedditWhileIPoo, reddit.com