“Holt: Here are two pictures. One is your locker; the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you guess which is which? Peralta: That one's the dump? Holt: They're both your locker.”Tagged: Dump, garbage, Locker, Gross
“Detectives, our monthly crime statistics are due. I want paperwork on all your closed cases by tomorrow. Scully, you can just write 'I didn't close any' on a piece of paper.”Tagged: Detectives, monthly crime, Statistics, paperwork, Called Out
“Jake: 20 seconds to spare. Game over, Captain. Check me. Holt: I think you mean 'Checkmate.' You really need to learn how to play chess.”Tagged: spare, game over, check me, Checkmate, play chess
“Holt: Now, I know everyone's mad at Detective Peralta for ruining their weekend. Peralta: But? Holt: That was it. I was just demonstrating for Detective Peralta what a fact is.”Tagged: Blame, Ruining, Sassy
“Holt: Same to you, your honor. [Hangs up the phone.] Jake: Oh, what judge were you talking to? Holt: That was my mother.”Tagged: Honor, mother, Judge
“Holt: I'm doing a cost-benefit analysis in my head. The benefits outweigh the costs- we have reached an accord. Peralta: Accords!”Tagged: Cost-Benefit, Accord, Thoughts, analysis
“Peralta: Sir, we just caught a serial killer! I've wanted this since I was four years old! Holt: That's troubling.”Tagged: Goals, Troubling, strange, ambitions