“You know, I used to think you couldn't spell 'platypus' without 'us.'”— Jon Colton Barry, Jeff 'Swampy' Marsh, Dan Povenmire, Phineas Flynn, Vincent Martella, imdb.com
“You star fucker! Is that one word or two?”— Nicole Holofcener, Jeff Whitty, Lee Israel, Melissa McCarthy, imdb.com
“Erica: You can’t spell America without Erica. Dustin: Yeah, oddly that’s true.”— Kate Trefry, Matt Duffer, Ross Duffer, Jovan Taylor, Erica Sinclair, Priah Ferguson, imdb.com
“Let them hate, just make sure they spell your name right.”— Daniel Arkin, Harvey Specter, Gabriel Macht, imdb.com
“This chart shows over 600k attempts of people trying to search for Britney Spears. Here are the 8 most common permutations of her first name, Britney. People nail the first three letters—then things get interesting.”— Russell Goldenberg, pudding.cool
“[singing] And his name's G-A-S-T... I believe there's another T... It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate and I've never actually had to spell it out loud before...”— Stephen Chbosky, Evan Spiliotopoulos, imdb.com
“How could we be so stupid? That's 'blast him' spelled backwards.”— John W. Dunn, Narrator, Marvin Miller, imdb.com
“Turk: J.D., big news! Guess what my new cell phone number spells! J.D.: Why'd you get a new cell phone number? Your old number spelled 'kufunninapuh.' Turk: Yeah, well this one's 916-CALL-TURK. Yeah, so now all you gotta do is call Turk! J.D.: How'm I supposed to remember that? I'm begging you, stic…”— Janae Bakken, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com
“What’s every blonde’s dream in life? To be like Vanna White and actually learn the alphabet.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“My father one told me that the very word "paradise" meant garden, spelling out for me the four letters (pe resh dalet samech) of pardes, the Hebrew word for garden.”— Oliver Sacks, amazon.com
“You can't spell Advertisements... ...without semen between the Tits.”— xMurderMike41370x, reddit.com
“Plenty of people will be forgiving of typos, but don’t risk turning off someone just because you didn’t use spellcheck.”— Francesca Hogi, huffingtonpost.com
“Do not use "U" or "R" in your messages. Is it really that hard to type out "you" or "are"? In the days of flip phone texting maybe butchering the English language to this extent was OK, but all of us Tinderers now have smartphone with full keyboards.”— David Fox, cosmopolitan.com
“Y R U choosin 2 talk lik a tween? Who culd eva b trnd on by dis?? No one wants to be deciphering your sexual hieroglyphics when they could be quietly shifting in their lecture seat so the seam of their jeans hits things just right.”— sexting, vice.com
“I know sexting is informal, but you should still pay attention to your spelling and your grammar. If he has to reread a sentence ten times in order to understand what you’re trying to say, he’s going to lose his hard-on.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com
“ppl still correcting spelling and grammar online in 2016 were born from precum”— cardi t, twitter.com