“It’s Fabergé Organics. Use the shampoo and the conditioner, and when your hair’s damp—it’s not wet, okay? When it’s damp, do four puffs of the Farrah Fawcett spray.”Tagged: Fabergé Organics, Shampoo, Conditioner, Farrah Fawcett, Damp
“All living organisms develop defense mechanisms against attack. They adapt. They find some way to survive.”Tagged: The Will To Survive, Defense Mechanisms, Always Come Back Stronger, Find A Way To Live
“Robin, after getting injected with a mystery drug by the Russians: Morons, they messed up the drug! Steve: I’m drunk.”Tagged: Drugs, russians, Drunk
“It's too late. You should go now. They're almost here.”Tagged: They're Coming, Time Is Up, Too Late, Sinister Foreboding
“Nobody normal ever accomplished anything meaningful in this world.”Tagged: normal, meantful, accomplishments
“Erica: You can’t spell America without Erica. Dustin: Yeah, oddly that’s true.”Tagged: America, Spelling
“You know what this half-baked plan of yours sounds like to me? Child endangerment.”Tagged: Child endangerment
“Steve, talking about Dustin: He’s missing bones and stuff. He can bend like Gumbo. Robin: You mean Gumby. Steve: No, I’m pretty sure it’s Gumbo.”Tagged: Gumby, Gumbo
“Robin, drugged and trying to explain the plot of Back to the Future: So like, I wasn’t totally focused in there or anything, but I’m pretty sure that mom was trying to bang her son. Steve, also drugged: Wait, wait, the hot chick was Alex P. Keaton’s mom? Robin: Yeah, I’m pretty sure. Steve: But…”Tagged: Back To The Future, Alex P. Keaton, time travel