“Ron: [sitting bolt upright in bed] Spiders... the spiders... they want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance! Harry: You tell those spiders, Ron. Ron: Yeah, tell them... I'll tell them... [falls straight back asleep]”— Steve Kloves, Harry Potter, Daniel Radcliffe, imdb.com
“Guy named Otto Octavius winds up with eight limbs. What are the odds? Lookin' for a raise? Get out!”— Alvin Sargent, J. Jonah Jameson, J.K. Simmons, imdb.com
“Sir, there is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.”— Robert Hamner, Gene L. Coon, Spock, Leonard Nimoy, imdb.com
“Don't let his family see you. Spiders are vindictive. And this was a really big spider. I think it had a gun.”— Sheila R. Lawrence, Lorelai Gilmore, Lauren Graham, imdb.com
“Gus Grimly: They're gonna give me a citation for bravery. Greta Grimly: You? Come on, you're afraid of spiders. Gus Grimly: Buzz Aldrin was afraid of spiders, and he went into space.”— Noah Hawley, Greta Grimly, Joey King, imdb.com
“Molly Solverson: Hey, you ever heard of a spider layin' eggs in a person's neck? Greta Grimly: What's that now? Molly Solverson: Friend of mine said it happened to a friend of hers. Greta Grimly: Gross. Molly Solverson: Yeah. Said they were He was sleepin', and all these baby spiders just ran right…”— Noah Hawley, Molly Solverson, Allison Tolman, imdb.com
“It's like a spider in the toilet struggling for a survival. And even if you know it's not going to make it, you kind of root it for a while.”— Tom Leopold, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“And ant asked a spider, "how did you get so good at building webs?" and the spider replied... "to be honest, I'm just pulling this out of my ass."”— graciecantread, reddit.com
“Spiders could theoretically eat every human on Earth in one year.”— Christopher Ingraham, washingtonpost.com