“They can chew you up, but then they gotta spit you out.”— David Simon, Jimmy McNulty, Dominic West, imdb.com
“Spit. Spit is magical. Since anuses don't self-lubricate I think it's best to start with spreading the cheeks with your hands and letting spit fall just above the hole and letting it run down.”— Levi Michaels, buzzfeed.com
“When you’re hand to knob with a circumcised penis, spit on your hand. There’s nothing worse than trying to give a dry handjob where there are no moving parts to help you.”— Kat George, thoughtcatalog.com