“I was born. When I was 23 I started telling jokes. Then I started going on television and doing films. That's still what I am doing. The end.”— Steven Wright, avclub.com
“You never know what you have until it’s gone, and I wanted to know what I had, so I got rid of everything.”— Steven Wright, theguardian.com
“I just started at an open mic night in the 1970s and I’m still going, still doing now what I started to do then. I know other people might look up to me. But really, I’m just me after a bit of time has gone by.”— Steven Wright, theguardian.com
“What's the deal with airplane peanuts?”— Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com