“Don't be too stiff and standoffish. Guys are often put off and uneasy about making the first move when the girl doesn't appear to be enjoying herself.”— Chelsea Hoffman, datingtips.match.com
“Unresponsiveness in the sack. Sex with a corpse is not a good thing. Don’t just lie there. Get involved. Move. Make some noise. If sex isn’t pleasurable for you, what’s missing? Try different positions, or locations throughout the house. Whatever ignites things for you.”— Corey Allan, simplemarriage.net
“Jan is cold. If she was sitting across from you on a train and she wasn't moving, you might think she was dead.”— Paul Lieberstein, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.com