Quotes tagged ‘Teacher’

“What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? One says, ‘Spit out your gum’ and the other says, ‘Choo choo choo.’”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“We got here because somebody – a parent, a teacher, an Ivy League crony or a few nuns – bent down and helped us pick up our boots.”

— Thurgood Marshall, thurgoodmarshall.com

“Teacher : "Why are you late?" Student: "Someone told me to go to hell." Teacher: "Why did that make you late to class?" Student: "I couldn't find it at first, but now here I am."”

— -Tac_O_caT-, reddit.com

“Mrs jenny a kindergarten teacher asked her class "what things can we eat?" "Bread" "Yes" "Hamburger" "Ok" A five years girl answered "Light", "Omg" shouted the teacher, "how can light be eaten?" "Last night I heared mom whispering to dad 'turn the light off and put it in my mouth'"”

— M_muac, reddit.com

“The Jesuits were good educators, exceptional teachers.”

— Pierre Trudeau, en.wikiquote.org

“The School teacher sent home a note with her student.. The note reads, ’Your son is an obedient and bright student, but spends too much time talking to girls.’ Mother sends a note back the following day, 'Please advise a solution. Father has the same problem.'”

— Pietkroon, reddit.com

“Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!" Nobody stands up Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!" Little Johnny stands up Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?" Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad tha…”

— starlightking00, reddit.com

“Your pain is a school unto itself–– and your joy a lovely temple”

— Aberjhani, amazon.com

“I've always been my own teacher. And I must confess I've been my favorite pupil a well.”

— Anne Rice, amazon.com

“Well, you know what they say: 'When the student is ready, the teacher appears.'”

— Ernie Sabella, Pumbaa, amazon.com

“Your best teacher is your last mistake.”

— Ralph Nader, amazon.com

“There is no teacher equal to mother and there's nothing more contagious than the dignity of a father.”

— Amit Ray, amazon.com