Quotes tagged ‘Teacher’

“I don't think it would be appropriate for me, as a teacher to say that he's a ten. But you know, he's at least a nine.”

— Dan Perrault, Tony Yacenda, Angela Montgomery, Sarah Burns, imdb.com

“The thing people don't realize about being a history teacher is, dude, it is so boring.”

— Jess Meyer, Mr. Kraz, Ryan O'Flanagan, imdb.com

“The guy said, 'help me help you.' Did you hear that? That is some straight-up teacher shit.”

— Mike Rosolio, Dylan Maxwell, Jimmy Tatro, imdb.com

“This fall, award winning actor Matthew McConaughey will take on a new role: professor at the University of Texas at Austin.”

— Lauren M. Johnson, CNN, cnn.com

“You're a good teacher and a great citizen with an even better posture.”

— Donick Cary, Emily Cutler, Principal Durbin, Patton Oswalt, imdb.com

“Everyone is constantly telling me that I look like a kindergarten teacher.”

— Craig DiGregorio, Annie, Aidy Bryant, imdb.com

“God made hell my teacher.”

— David Goggins, trello.com

“Thad Castle: The teacher's become the master. Harmon Tedesco: What? Thad Castle: I said the teacher's become the blaster. Harmon Tedesco: I literally have no idea what you're trying to say me right now, man.”

— Drew Hancock, J.D. Ryznar, Chester Tam, Thad Castle, Alan Ritchson, imdb.com

“Dalilah: I don't know, you remind me of my college history teacher. Larry: Was he an avuncular, bald Jew?”

— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

“Nelson: [beating up Bart] This is for wasting teacher's valuable time! Lisa: Lay off, guys! He's with me. Jimbo: It's a lucky coincidence you happen to be your sister's brother.”

— Mike Scully, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

“Lois: Malcolm, what is all that stuff from your teacher? That woman sends home two or three fliers every day. Malcolm: She says she wants the parents to be involved as possible with the children. Lois: At school? It's the only break I get!”

— Dave Richardson, Lois, Jane Kaczmarek, imdb.com

“Mike Baxter: [noticing Mandy coming down the stairs in a bright red clingy dress and high heels] Wow! Whoa! Vanessa Baxter: Hey, hey. Where are you goin' dressed like that? Mandy Baxter: Oh, I have a paper due and I didn't quite write it. Mike Baxter: So why...why are you dressed like *that*? Mandy…”

— Kevin Hench, Mandy Baxter, Molly Ephraim, imdb.com

“When you take on a responsibility to teach, you also take on a responsibility to set an example.”

— Brigitte Hales, Quinton Peeples, Bridget Carpenter, Deke Simmons, Nick Searcy, imdb.com

“Ash: Well, now that you're back, what's your big plan? Suzy: Well, just try to get everything back to normal. Ash: Normal? Ha. What's normal? Suzy: Family, work. Ash: Work? Work, where? Suzy: Oh, I'm an English teacher. Ash: What grade? Suzy: Tenth. Ash: What's your favorite book? Suzy: 'The Old Man…”

— Dominic Dierkes, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

“Lucy: Great class, Doctor D! Even better than the one you did with interpretive dance. J.D.: Thanks, Lucy. I like to call it 'teacher-tainment.'”

— Josh Bycel, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com

“The greatest teacher, failure is.”

— Rian Johnson, Yoda, Frank Oz, amazon.com

“What is a teacher? I’ll tell you: it isn’t someone who teaches something, but someone who inspires the student to give of her best in order to discover what she already knows.”

— Paulo Coelho, amazon.com

“A mother who is not everything for her children: a friend, a teacher, a confidant, a source of joy and founded pride, inducement and soothing, reconciliator, judge and forgiver, that mother obviously chose the wrong job.”

— Joseph Goebbels, en.wikiquote.org

“"Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up! "Nobody stands up Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!" Little Johnny stands up Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?" Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."”

— ogsvg, reddit.com

“A true teacher is one who makes you aware of what you already have and encourages you to use it.”

— Iyanla Vanzant, twitter.com