“Wakes up from two year coma surrounded by friends and family: Where's my phone?”— Mattzilla, twitter.com
“My wife doesn't believe that autocorrect changed 'Yes dear' to 'Hell no I'm not picking your mother up from the airport at 1am.'”— Kent Graha, twitter.com
“Back in the day, it was the man’s job to call the woman- not the other way around. And while in this day and age men and women will contact each other willy nilly, it tends to work best if the man calls the lady first. Not only is it an old-fashioned form of chivalry, but it will also make him want…”— Michelle Keldgord, herinterest.com
“If the guy is into you, he will send you a did you get home OK? or I had a great time with you tonight text later that evening or, at least, a message within a day or two.”— Jamie Rea, mode.com
“So what I’m trying to say is you should text me back. Because there’s a precedent. Because there’s an urgency. Because there’s a bedtime. Because when the world ends I might not have my phone charged and if you don’t respond soon, I won’t know if you’d wanna leave your shadow next to mine.”— Marina Keegan, amazon.com
“Like falling for someone, sometimes falling away from someone takes time. And I think that’s okay. But slowly, too slowly, I will convince myself that I deserve better. Slowly, I will pick up myself and move on. Slowly, I will look forward to the day when I finally ignore your texts, your tweets, an…”— Jacob Geers, thoughtcatalog.com