“People say, ‘My phone sucks.’ No, it doesn’t! The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone.”— Louis CK, theodysseyonline.com
“When you two are talking, whether it be via phone, text or even in person, is your ex constantly flirting with you? Are they lighting brushing your shoulder, fixing your hair or even just being ultra flirtatious with their speech? Why flirt unless they want to be with you?”— Heather Jensen, love.allwomenstalk.com
“Your detailed text messages, his one-worded response. You make yourself available but he never finds the time. You're always calling first, he refuses to call at all but you're stuck because you fell, he claimed to love you but in fact he didn't fall.”— R.H. Sin, amazon.com
“How many sexts do you have from him on your phone? Or how many dick pics? (Men, stop sending those if we haven’t asked for them!) It’s a tell tale sign that he’s only interested in your body — not your mind.”— Christy Goldstein, thoughtcatalog.com
“You text and call and email that you want to spend the day together, but he never responds. Then, like magic, late in the evening he finally is available to spend time with you, but only for sex. If you can’t reach him during the day, you are basically a booty call even if you do not intend to be on…”— Christy Rasmussen, herinterest.com
“He always cancels plans with you. You're looking forward to hanging out together, but as soon as you are supposed to see him, he sends you a text saying he has to cancel.”— Christy Goldstein, yourtango.com
“A guy who is really into you will communicate regularly. A guy who is in it to sex it, calls, texts, emails and pops-over only when he is feeling frisky and knows that you will indulge his desires. If the sight of your man's name on your caller ID surprises you, chances are, this is a sex only situa…”— Tristan Coopersmith, sheknows.com
“You don’t have to stress about when to text them. When you see something you know they’d find hilarious, you can triple or quadruple message them and not worry about ‘coming on too strong.’ Your communication isn’t a game – it’s a genuine form of getting to know each other and you’re both enjoying e…”— Heidi Priebe, thoughtcatalog.com
“Nothing scarier than a friend texting you he wants to "talk about stuff."”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.com
“He's become the worst person ever at texting you back, but when you're together, you see him texting as much as a bored tween on a Sunday.”— Lane Moore, cosmopolitan.com
“If your partner starts going to a lot of effort to keep his or her phone away from you — taking it into the bathroom, freaking out if you try to use it to check the weather, refusing to answer it while you’re in the room — then that may be a sign that something’s up.”— Lara Rutherford-Morrison, bustle.com
“You can message with a man for weeks, have deep conversations, or do some steamy sexting. But you’ll never know if there’s a real spark until you meet face to face.”— Leslie Frey, lifehack.org
“Sexting, if you haven't done it yet, is, in one word, fantastic. It's basically the technological version of foreplay, and a perfect way to get both you and your partner in the mood.”— Amanda Chatel, bustle.com
“I have to wait twenty minutes before I text him...why who made up that stupid rule?”— Khloé Kardashian, amazon.com
“Putting your mobile phone on airplane mode will decrease the time it takes to charge its battery. Because airplane mode turns off all radio frequencies on your device, the battery should charge faster in this disengaged state.”— Andrew Mucci, verizonwireless.com
“Serious tweet: phone companies could save lives and prevent texting & driving accidents if they admit nobody ever wants to type 'ducking.'”— Trevor , twitter.com
“Your message was sent, received, seen, ignored, screen captured, sent to friends and ridiculed.”— Violet Benson, instagram.com
“Everybody is complaining about their significant other, and I'm over here trying to keep mine charged above 10%.”— Weese Jr, twitter.com