“Frank Burns: [spotting Hawkeye browsing through his personal shelf] What are you doing up there? Hawkeye Pierce: I just wanted to borrow your Bible, Frank. Frank Burns: Since when are you two interested in the Bible? Trapper John McIntyre: I peeked at the end, Frank. The Devil did it.”— Larry Gelbart, Hawkeye Pierce, Alan Alda, imdb.com