“[Hal is going to make his move on some unattractive girls] Hal: I'm going for the one in the middle. You can have your pick of the other two. Mauricio: So you get the hyena, and I have to choose between the hippo and the giraffe?”
— Peter Farrelly, Bobby Farrelly, Sean Moynihan, Hal Larson, Jack Black, imdb.com