Quotes tagged ‘Tiger’

“I am a tiger.”

— Joe Hampson, Mae Martin, Mae, Mae Martin, imdb.com

“Ladies and gentlemen, before you hear it on the news, I'm gonna tell you. About an hour ago we had an incident where one of the employees stuck their arm through the cage and a tiger tore her arm off.”

— Joe Exotic , imdb.com

“I went to work every day prepared to die in a tiger cage. Dying doesn't scare me. At all.”

— Joe Exotic , imdb.com

“Lana: That since we are going to die tomorrow, we should have sex. Archer: Are you kidding? After seeing a tiger get murdered? Lana, I'm not in the mood! ...I mean, if you want to, I can watch while you masturbate, but just so you know, my heart's not going to be into it. It's going to be with that…”

— Adam Reed, Sterling Archer (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com

“A lion will never cheat on its mate... But a tiger wood.”

— InfidelCastrato, reddit.com

“A lion would never cheat on his wife. But a Tiger Wood.”

— BassmasterSeth, reddit.com