“You constantly check your online dating profile. If you're trying online dating, it's always refresh, refresh, refresh. The refresh button is your best friend. It's like looking in the fridge for food — you know there's nothing there, but you keep opening it hoping something will appear.”— Samantha Maffucci, yourtango.com
“If he brings up any other dating app while you’re together. Like, I’m sorry, is this an interview and you’re trying to let me know how many candidates there are or what?”— Shawn Binder, distractify.com
“I love catching Pokémon on this new app! Much better than the stuff you can catch from Tinder.”— Stephen Colbert, twitter.com
“You’ve been ‘seeing’ him for a few months and he still has every dating app and you can see he’s active on them. This one should be obvious.”— Christy Goldstein, thoughtcatalog.com
“Your best friend just matched with him on Tinder. He claims it's just for fun, but there are plenty of fun apps where the objective isn't to have sex with everyone.”— Frank Kobola, cosmopolitan.com
“Download dating apps that aren’t Tinder. Try Bumble if you’re interested in an app that restricts men from making the first move and encourages women to start the conversations.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com
“As you swipe through a potential match’s pictures, pay attention to their surroundings. Notice where they hang out and who they hang out with. The way they dress in their pictures will also say a lot about their maturity level. Use this information to decide whether they could make a compatible matc…”— Bobby Box, bustle.com
“In the interest of saving time, here are the types you may want to avoid: They make sexual references or only message you at night instead of asking you on a proper date. They overcompensate by bragging or being cocky in their bio. They use cheesy, generic pick-up lines. They start the conversation…”— Bobby Box, bustle.com
“Tinder is actually fun to use—scrolling through guys all day and choosing whether they are hot or not? Yes, please. The app links you with men in close proximity, and doesn't allow suitors to message you unless you've been matched. No more creepers.”— Hallie Gould, marieclaire.com
“Now, with apps like Tinder and online dating, you can find like-minded people who just want to shoot fluids in each other without strings attached. The digital world means you can get more hook-ups than a Wall Street broker with a bag of cocaine at a party.”— Bread Foster, brobible.com
“Almost relationships fall into the following categories: hook-ups, casual f*ck buddies, Tinder baes, summer flings, winter cuffs…Anything where you had more than 1 sexy encounter and 2 mushy thoughts about your ‘friend’ i.e. you know what they look like coming out of the shower & what kind of flower…”— Paige McPhee, narcity.com
“Pokemon Go has more users than Tinder because people actually like what they're catching.”— Sexual Gifs, twitter.com
“I could earn my masters degree with the amount of time and energy it takes to determine whether or not my casual hookup actually has feelings for me.”— Melissa Moeller, thoughtcatalog.com