“Here is the autograph. I would send you a lock of my hair, but it’s at the barbershop getting washed.”— Groucho Marx, amazon.com
“I tell you, when she threw that toupee out the window, it was the best thing that ever happened to me. I feel like my old self again. Totally inadequate, completely insecure, paranoid, neurotic, it's a pleasure.”— Carol Leifer, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com