“If you wear crocs on a first date, she'll excuse herself and never come back.”— Tucker Max, amazon.com
“If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.”— Tucker Max, amazon.com
“I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.”— Tucker Max, amazon.com
“If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.”— Tucker Max, amazon.com
“The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.”— Tucker Max, amazon.com