“You ever met one of those guys who, in a totally calm and composed way, can scare the shit out of you? Like an MMA fighter, or the fat Kardashian sister who married Lamar Odom?”— Tucker Max, amazon.com
“There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends.”— Tucker Max, amazon.com
“She is trying to convince me that she never does this and is not that type of girl. It was difficult for me to understand. Her enunciation wasn’t very good with my dick in her mouth.”— Tucker Max, amazon.com
“I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.”— Tucker Max, amazon.com
“No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy. Living the life you want to live is. It…”— Tucker Max, amazon.com
“Ladies, let me give you some advice. You can throw all your stupid fucking chick-lit, self-help, why-doesn't-he-love-me books out, because this is all you need to know: Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as "deserving" respect; you get what you demand from people.. if yo…”— Tucker Max, amazon.com