Quotes tagged ‘T.V’

(8 total)

“They’re kissing again. Do we have to read the kissing parts?”

“In my day, television was called a book.”

“Do not confuse love with lust nor drunkenness for judgment.”

“And the sad part is, that no matter what goes on this year, when you come running back to me again, you know I'll be here.”

“You cant explain why you love someone, you cant.... you just do.”

“When a girl hates you the way she hates you, that really means she likes you. That's basic kindergarten psychology.”

“There's too many people on this earth, we need a new plague.”

“I have egg in my croc.”