Dwight

5 quotes

“One thing you need to know about me, I don't quit, until something tears or pops.”

“Whenever i'm about to do something, I think. 'Would an idiot do that? And if they would, I do not do that thing.”

“There's too many people on this earth, we need a new plague.”

“When I see someone smile at me all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.”

“It is exactly 12:23. The exact moment you emerged my your mothers vaginal canal.”