“Sometimes i'm like 'maybe i don't have depression anymore', and then i do.”— so sad today, twitter.com
“I can't believe it's 2017 and I'm smarter than the President, and hotter than the Sexiest Man Alive, and I am still doing so poorly in life.”— Christin Bailey, twitter.com
“Guy: I wish women liked sports. Woman: I like sports. Guy: Oh really? No you don't. What is Stephen Curry's favorite Gatorade flavor?!”— Eden Dranger, twitter.com
“Playboy: millenials aren't interested in breasts as older generations. why? it's 2017 grandpa we eat ass now.”— former mayor elijah, twitter.com
“"alright gents, headline time; this is how millenials are killing the..." *throws dart at open dictionary* "...marmalade industry?”— Blaisewell, twitter.com
“They say millenials are killing everything which is true I'm out here fucking killing it everyday.”— AP ExistentialCrisis, twitter.com