“1988: made you this mixtape 1998: I burned you this CD 2008: made you this playlist 2018: *doesnt do anything cuz too afraid to come off as thirsty*”Tagged: Flirting, chemistry, crushes, LOL, Twitter
“Guy: I wish women liked sports. Woman: I like sports. Guy: Oh really? No you don't. What is Stephen Curry's favorite Gatorade flavor?!”Tagged: Things Boys Do, Twitter Jokes
“A fun thing to do at parties is stay home and watch Netflix.”Tagged: Twitter Jokes, Anti-Social, Loner, Social Anxiety, I Hate People