“Now, as anyone who has ever packed boxes, duct-taped crates, rented a U-Haul truck, or hired a crew of burly Israeli men from Forest Hills knows: Moving is hell.”— Elizabeth Wurtzel, amazon.com
“You know how lesbians are. You know what a lesbian brings on a second date, right? A U-Haul.”— Larry David, Rosie O'Donnell, Rosie O'Donnell, imdb.com