“Ralph: That valentine sure was funny! Lisa: I'm glad you liked it. Ralph: It says 'choo-choo-choose me' and there's a picture of a train. Lisa: Yeah, nice gag. Ralph: So... do you like... stuff?”— Frank Mula, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com
“Lisa: Ralph thinks I like him but I only gave him a valentine because I felt sorry for him. Homer: Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?”— Frank Mula, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com
“You're my funny valentine, Sweet comic valentine, You make me smile with my heart. Your looks are laughable, un-photographable, Yet, you're my favorite work of art.”— Ella Fitzgerald, open.spotify.com
“You are my Valentine. A rare rose with vicious thorns picked. My love written with fingers bloody.”— Michael Faudet, twitter.com