“I don't like telling people how old I am. Just know, just know... That I'm going to fuck your bitch no matter how old I am.”— Lil Pump, youtube.com
“If you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I fuck you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth.”— Tucker Max, amazon.com