“Max Black: Hi, ready to order? Girl #1: Do you have anything that's really special? Max Black: Not according to my high school guidance counselor. Girl #2: I'll have the veggie plate, but instead of beats I want kale and instead of broccoli more kale. I want the veggies steamed and instead of dressi…”— Michael Patrick King, Max Black, Kat Dennings, imdb.com
“Hey Rich, I think the man in the Henry J is hungry; he just threw a menu at me!”— Ben Joelson, Art Baer, Trudy, Tita Bell, imdb.com
“He may act like he wants a secretary, but most of the time they're looking for something between a mother and a waitress.”— Matthew Weiner, Joan Harris, Christina Hendricks, imdb.com
“Sam: This is the dumbest thing you've ever done. Dean: I don't know about that. Remember that waitress in Tampa? [shudders]”— John Shiban, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com